OOC Quotes
Various quotes from players and characters in the nightly chats. TOTALLY NOT WORK SAFE/DAVE APPROVED.
Mahja: I can't believe Kurai is actually giving him seniority over us. -_-
Tevak: We could kill him AFTER we graduate. She didn't say anything about AFTER, right?
Kelsie: I've gotten better about that, I really have! D:
Riko: *patpat* There, it's not your fault you're a human outlet for fire. These things happen.
Kaso: Besides, Dima's already taught me a few fire-suffocation techniques.
Kelsie: OMG I LOVE YOU~~ *jumps Kaso*
tia: I'll play just about anything. >>
tia: As is evident in my cast of misfits. <<
Teslian: HEY!
tia: Tes, you are so dysfunctional it's not even funny. You totally count.
Teslian: -_-; *sulk*
Sareen: I stabbed my sister
Keyla: I grew up hearing voices!
Elakhi: ....
Tsinao: I have no body. Beat that.
Riitalla: I DOOOOOOO~~
Kishu: Mrr?
Kelsie: KITTY! *hugs*
Karinn: [[TOY!]] *pounces Honest, flattening Kelsie in the process*
Keyla: Please leave him one paw so he can ring the bell
Karinn: [[Kay!]] *covers Honest in a healthy dose of kraenon slobber*
Honest: I curse you with fleas... mange... hairballs!
Karinn: [[You taste good. Can I take you home? ^_^]]
pants: Tevak doesn't get that Larus won't go away if he ignores him.
Mahja: They go away if you stab them enough.
Dima: >> That strangely sounds like something I would say.
Tevak: We could take him. I won't tell if you wont
Mahja: Deal. I'm good at covering things up. >>
Sareen: Damn... aren't there ANY Patrollers left I could hit on?
Dima: I am so totally nonviolent. ><
Kaso: Uh huh, and I'm an optimist.
Anko: And I'm such a chaste virgin
Kaasu: Me too!
Mahja: And I'm straight.
Kaasu: Me too!
Jai: Ooh, she found meat. I like her.
Elakhi: I know. *eyes Danny*
tia: ...Zodi, you realize you called Elakhi Danny's acolyte?
zodi: OH fuck.
Karinn: [[Well, most of us tend to be more dignified than calling ourselves wolves, anyway. Even I'm not that sad.]]
Mhoramm: [[Hmm?]] *gnaws at leather*
Karinn: [[I'm never going to have puppies....]]
Karinn: [[Well, when THIS is our selection, it's no wonder we get frustrated!]]
zodi: Elakhi and Teslian.... not getting off to the best start
Danny: He does that to a lot of people, you'll find.
Teslian: ...hey! Whose side are you on?!
Danny: *pokes Teslian in the forehead* I had to save you from a stabby death before you'd even talk to me.
Teslian: That is not true! ...well, not completely.
Mahja: >_< Oh, I have enough humiliation on my own.
tia: You. Deserve. It.
Tevak: Want mine? He is calm.
Mahja: I'll take just about any alternative at this point. Even that one. *points to Ajalaaus*
Dave: Just wait until he gets to riding. >>;;
Jalus: *perk!* [[Did someone mention riding?]]
tia: Blar. Danny, you're such a woman.
Danny: *checks pants* I beg to differ.
Elakhi: . o O (I will not check his pants, too. I will *not*. I won't. Nope.)
tia: X3 You know you want to.
Elakhi: I SAID NOTHING
Rynalai: *boob falling out*
Djamel: *being polite, but totally has a horse-sized hardon >>;;;*
Chaos: Tyrea just hates me 'cause I'm built better than she is.
Sareen: Nope. All the gods hate traitors. Woe upon us, we are the disliked
Mahja: All the gods do? Thought that was just me.
Sareen: Please don't kill me. I'd wet myself and fall into a lubbering heap.
tia: Don't worry, Sareen. ICly I don't think he knows of your existance.
tia: OOCly, I call the shots. >_>
Mahja: -_-
Sareen: I know he exists. He scares me.
Fahkri: Nobody's fraid of me yet. D:
Tevak: Your bond frightens me with his stupidity. Does that make you feel better?
Fahkri: It'd make me feel better if you came closer and said that. :D
Tevak: Ever been on fire?
Chaos: Don't worry, sugarbuns. *slaps Mahja's ass* I'll protect you. *wink*
Mahja: ...that's not very becoming of you, Goddess.
Chaos: HellO, I'm a goddess. I set my own standards whenever and however I want.
Mahja: ....perhaps if you'd wanted a better reaction, you should have made me straight?
Fahkri: Since when have you been curved? >>
Jalus: [[Fahkri, I think we should straighten him out. Don't you agree?]]
Mahja: *turns to Chaos* Why must you try me like this? Haven't I already proven my loyalty time and time again?
Tevak: You can still have mine.
pants: You know, considering like half the male chaos characters are gay, that can't be good for the population (not that I'm 100 % certain about Tevak-He may just love himself)
tia: Oh, there's a lot of libido on Chaos. Good way to fuel magic, you know.
Fahkri: I'm not gay. I love *everything*.
tia: ...point proven.
tia: He probably is a bit unimpressed with her excessive force. >>
Danny: *hand to face* I've found another Teslian.
tia: Just that Danny's recommending his apartment building to Essi. Which I'm sure Elakhi will be thrilled with.
Elakhi: D: I .... WHAT
Elakhi: .... GAARRRGHHHH *swears in Khori~nath*
Danny: *blink*
Elakhi: Going to bar my doors and windows now.
Essi: Why? It's not like anyone will want to peep at YOUR figure or anything.
Elakhi: I could take a peep at your INSIDES~
Essi: Wah! *hides behind Danny*
Danny: Elakhi, stop picking on the poor kid.
Essi: *makes faces at Elakhi behind Danny's back*
Elakhi: .....
tia: Okay, who killed the chat this time?
Essi: *points to Elakhi* It was her.
Elakhi: *points at Dima*
Dima: WHAT? I stabbed NOTHING
Riko: *hides behind Shujaat* He's staaaaalking me.
Shujaat: D: holycrap. Quick, get under my robes.
Dima: ....
zodi: *poku elakhi* you're trying to get him in bed with you, aren't you
Elakhi: NOT LIKE THAT
tia: She totally is.
Danny: *in a state of Koshu-like cluelessness* What?
Elakhi: >< I'm just used to sleeping with other people around.
zodi: Goddammit, 'lakhi, stop shrugging with your head.
Elakhi: *tilts head*
zodi: You are so weird.
Danny: I think it's cute.
Kiel: So do I.
Danny: ...
Okparae: [[Me too!]]
Elakhi: ...
zodi: I think entrapped!Lucky would have attached herself to anyone with a kind hand at that point.... congratulations Danny for being first in line, be glad it wasn't Jaiorin
zodi: That would have been awkward >>
Jaiorin: I'll say.
Kiel: So...then you're not really interested in him romantically, then?
Kaitt: [[Forget it, boyo. You're staying a virgin.]]
Kiel: ....
Elakhi: ...you're a virgin?
Kiel: ...do I have to answer that? >_>;;
Elakhi: THAT'S FUNNY~
Kiel: It's not by CHOICE!
Elakhi: Uh huh. X3
Kiel: >_<
Kaitt: [[And he's staying that way for a good long time, so you may as well back off.]]
Kiel: *eyes Aluka* C'mon, a boy would be safe enough.
Kaitt: [[No is no is NO!]]
Kiel: Hey, I'm not sex-crazed. I'm just old and desperate.
Elakhi: Wait, how old are you, now?
tia: He's in his late twenties. Probably 28 or so.
zodi: So, right around 'Lakhi's age
tia: Yep XD
Elakhi: HEY. That's not old.
Elakhi: *scrunches nose* rar
Kiel: It is when you're a virgin. -_- Life sucks.
zodi: *throws Elakhi at Kiel*
Kiel: ^___^
Kaitt: *makes shooing motions with a hoof* [[Off! Off!]]
Elakhi: STOP THROWING ME AT PEOPLE~ ooo, you have long hair.
Aluka: *pouts* I do too.
Elakhi: He also carries a whip~~~
Aluka: Whiplike tail! *waves said appendage*
Elakhi: .... as I said, stop throwing me at people, zodi! *runs and hides behind Danny*
pants: If I were to make Honest run away, where would he run?
tia: TO KELSIE~
Karinn: [[Squeak toy!!!!!]]
Honest: I do NOT squeak. You are unworthy!
Karinn: [[Toytoytoytoytoytoy!!!!!!]] *tailwag*
Honest: I have a giant fire lizard! Yali
Yalinulle: Save me the tail?
Elakhi: I'm badass!!
Kiel: *checks her out from behind* No, you seem pretty good to me.
Elakhi: .....
Kiel: I'm just sayin'.
Elakhi: *checks him out from behind* You're okay, too.
tia: *presents Zodi with Dima in a bow as a present*
tia: *Note, Dima is wearing ONLY the bow ^_~*
Dima: ......oh dear.
Shujaat: oh..... DEAR.
Azizeth: [[!!!]]
zodi: kaasu.... don't pee yourself. it's unbecoming.
tia: Yeah, at this point, that's Kashka's job.
Kashka: >_<
Kaasu: You know, I hear that peeing yourself makes you less attractive to predators >>
tia: You ARE a predator, dummy.
Kaasu: .....oh.....
Kaasu: ;_; my baby
Mathane: *puts arm around Kaasu* I'm a much better lay, I assure you.
Kaasu: D: *fleeeee*
zodi: I had thought of naming it Kaasu, with all these plugs >>
Kaasu: HEY
zodi: I fail. I can't get it unplugged.
Kaasu: I have that same problem sometimes.
Mahja: I think something's in my pants.
Mahja: Ooh! I think I'll leave it there.
tia: It's because HE'S REALLY A WOMAN~
Kiel: I am NOT! *drops his pants as proof*
Elakhi: *blushes*
Kaitt: [[STUPID!]] *clobbers him with hooves*
tia: Great, so now he's unconscious, and his pants are still down. Good job, Kaitt.
Aluka: ....Suddenly, I feel kind of inadequate.
Fahkri: << >> <<
matt: you make up for it Aluka
matt: you've got the one man doubleteam
Aluka: (blush, shy smile)
Fahkri: A one man doubleteam, you say.
Aluka: Well, aye. *wags tail*
Fahkri: >> Hm. *wags tail*
Fahkri: << Definite possibilities, here.
Muru: Did Mahja ever think of that option?
Rich: Aren't imp tails, like, barbed?
zodi: And poisoned X3
zodi: Don't worry, I'm sure Fahkri keeps the antidote handy so he can just keep going and going
tia: FIFTH PLEAD NOW
Mahja: Well, actually...
tia: MAHJA SHUT UP
Stabbies: *luff on Teslian*
Teslian: ....
Headhugger: [[TESSYYYYYY~~ come here and let me massage your neck >>]]
Okparae: I FEEL PRITTYYY OH SO PRITTYY I FEEL PRITTY AND WITTY AND BRIIIIIIITE
Okparae: I'll be late tonight, Baki-love, I have go go serenade my pretty lady~~
Elakhi: ....
zodi: JADE HAS BEEN STOLEEEEN~~ (oh noes/gasps from the audience)
Danny: *runs to the rescue*
Kiel: *would run to the rescue, but he has to be paid in advance*
pants: *steals Stripe so tia doesn't feel left out* HAHA, I shall take over the Patrollers, one at a time
Jai: *runs to Stripe's rescue, leaving tia Patroller-less*
pants: HAHA, my evil plans have suceeded... wait, she's really tall.... *runs screaming*
pants: *Patrollers return to their respective owners as Shawna throws a demon in Jai's way*
Yasmin: HEY! *trip*
zodi: Jaaaade *hugs* you're baack~~~
Elakhi: ....i sorta wanna be over with tia >>; *eyes Danny*
zodi: no, no you don't. Tia plots evil. Evil is scary. Tia evil is more scary.
tia: *lures Elakhi over to the dark side with Danny plushies*
Elakhi: ooooooooo~~
Elakhi: WAIT A SECOND. THESE AREN'T REALLY DANNY, THEY'RE PLUSHIES.... ooo, but they're so soooooffft~
Sareen: Jade just snuck up on me while I was practicing....
Elakhi: Don't feel too bad. I'm sneaky.
Elakhi: I mean, well-trained >>
Sareen: See? That is why paranoia is a good thing. Craz 'feeling comfortable someplace'. Or maybe I am just more suicidal than I thought...
Elakhi: You're more suicidal than you thought.
Teslian: Don't worry, we all get paranoid.
Elakhi: I'm not paranoid.
Sareen: No, I am getting less paranoid; that is the problem, or I just care a lot less if someone sneaks up behind me with a weapon
Elakhi: Well, it's not like I was going to whip you while you were practicing.....
Sareen: .... would not have been the first time
Elakhi: ..... I need to go cry now.
tia: I know Danny was interested in her whip...mostly cause he doesn't know much about how to fight one.
tia: Sparring with Elakhi has probably made him much harder to beat. >>;
Elakhi: They all just want me for my whip ;_;
Elakhi: How about me and Danny grapple a little? You know.... for fun?
Elakhi: But he knows I'm ticklish, now. Dammit. Stupid healer, giving away my weaknesses.
Sareen: Here's what you do: whenever someone comes and tries to tickle you, tickle them back. With a knife.
Teslian: You want to see pathetic, go into your middle levels.
Tevak: Why would I want to do that?
Teslian: Oh, wait, I forgot. Demons keep forgetting those other levels exist.
Tevak: They exist... they are embarassing but unimportant
Teslian: And there's your problem. Let's face it, a society that ignores three quarters of its population is doomed to hav their butts kicked.
Fahkri: And how.
Tevak: Come here and say that, won't you?
Teslian: I would, but it would probably wound your demon ego to have your rear handed to you by a human.
Tevak: It is not our responsibility to deal with those levels. We are the ones She prefers.
Tevak: Do you like fire?
Jaiorin: D'ya like an arrow through your eye?
Fahkri: Stop ignoring me! I want some hawt hawt rear, too.
Tevak: Touch mine and I shall barbeque you as well
Fahkri: ooooo, that's right, talk dirty to me, Tevak~
Tevak: If you want to come play, we can see who shoots who. And if ANYONE touches my ass they will get an introduction to their personal deity immediately
Mahja: *eyes Tevak's rear* Don't worry, yours is nothing to be impressed with. Seriously, work out some.
Tevak: *insert sounds of rampaging demon* Get back here you disgusting, shrimpy... Excuse me? I work out.
Mahja: Not enough, apparently. You have some serious flab issues.
Tevak: Mahja, I'll... actually I have somewhere else to be. Right now. Fahkri, why don't you come play with me later?
Fahkri: oooo, I like playing~
Mahja: X3 Going to work out, perhaps?
Tevak: I do not have flab. I would have noticed; I have mirrors everywhere. {{Larus, do I have flab?}}
Mahja: *whispers to Fahkri* We know a few exercises you could teach him when you go....
Fahkri: X3 I personally like working out many, many times a day.
Tevak: *doors locked, protections and wards up* That's not flab... *pokes his butt in front of the mirror* I have a very acceptable muscle to fat ratio
Mahja: Mirrors everywhere? Sounds like someone's a bit self-conscious. X3
Larus:.... Why didn't I let him kill me?
Fahkri: *knocks on the door* HEY TEVAK, YOU BETTER NOT BE WORKING OUT ALONE IN THERE. It's not safe. And it makes me sad that you're wasting the good juice ;_;
Tevak: Teslian, is there any more room in the Patrol?
Tevak: I have changed my mind
Teslian: Knew you'd see the light eventually.
Yasmin: Well, he can't have my job.
Teslian: Yasmin, who would WANT your job.
Jaiorin: *thwaps him upside the head* Hey, some of us are normal.
Teslian: A quarter of you isn't.
Elakhi: *eyes Danny* indeed. (in reference to 'land of meat')
Suk: *points to Danny* Meat?
Elakhi: NO. Not like that.
Elakhi: MINE *grabs Danny*
Suk: *sulks* Share? Plenty of meat.
Elakhi: I'm mean. Danny meat is all mine.
Suk: Suk doesn't eat much... ;_;
Jaiorin: Elakhi, stop teasing Suk. Suk, Jai will share.
Teslian: *inches away....*
Elakhi: *sits on Danny*
Dima: Fuck Changing, I'm going to run that bird down in dragoon form. TASTE MY BLADE-Y WRATH~
Fahr: o.o meep!
zodi: Fahkri, I wonder if estrogen injections would calm your little horny imp ass down
Tevak: Let's try. If it works, you can try Mahja next and make Chaos respectable again
Collar: *rubs up against Elakhi with a purr*
Elakhi: >< *twitch*
Danny: *fume*
Collar: Back off, High and Mighty, I'm not hurting anyone. X3 *pets Elakhi*
Danny: -_-
Elakhi: >< Why is she still touching me?
Collar: *pushes Elakhi back* You'll learn to like it. X3
Elakhi: >< No, no I won't.
Collar: *purrs and strokes Elakhi's neck, while giving Danny smug looks*
Elakhi: ;_; danny? she's touching me.
Danny: Unhand her, you filthy thief. *hand twitches toward sword*
Collar: You can't make me unless she says no. And she won't *has knife poking into Elakhi's stomach*
Elakhi: Erk.
Teslian: Want me to do it? I don't particularly give a fuck if she said no or not. ^_^
Danny: Please.
Collar: *gulp, flee*
Elakhi: thank you, tessy <3
Teslian: ...why is everyone calling me that now? ><
Roybealle: [[IT'S CUTE~~]]
Elakhi: *cuddles Danny*
Elakhi: My hero <3
Elakhi: Why are lesbians attracted to me? ><
Ayane: <<;;;;
Collar: >>;;;;
Collar: *rubs up against Elakhi*
Elakhi: Okay, lesbian, away now. 'lakhi doesn't like girlflesh.
Elakhi: 'lakhi likes manflesh. *licks Danny*
Collar: But you have such nice skin. *smug glance at Ayane*
Danny: Buh?
Ayane: Totally kick you.
Collar: Totally stab you. That hurts more X3
Ayane: ;_; but I'm so cool.
Collar: Want to know the 102 pressure points on a person that makes them scream? :D
Elakhi: Okay. Why are we talking about this?
Collar: YAY SHE'S PAYING ATTENTION TO *ME* *glomp*
Elakhi: AGH
Matt: *eyes collar* and what about those other 20 pressure points that make people scream...for other reasons?
Elakhi: Okay. Stop. Stop now.
Collar: Ooh, teach me?
Elakhi: ><
matt: *uses Jade as the diagram body to teach Collar* okay they're here *tap* here*proke* here here here *pokepoke poooooke* and a coulple other places.... but you might wannt let her get up before we continue
Elakhi: .....
zodi: Goddammit, Elakhi, why don't you just fess up that you have feelings for him?
zodi: SAY IT
zodi: *shakes her* DO IT
Elakhi: D: nuuu. what if it scares him away?
matt: Say you want the wang!
zodi: ...Elakhi doesn't want the wang
Collar: Great! *jumps her*
Elakhi: *sits on Danny/licks him*
Elakhi: ..... *continues licking*
Danny: o0 Er, are you feeling all right?
Elakhi: Yeah, I'm fine, don't move, I'm putting my tongue on you. *lick*
Elakhi: *still licking danny*
Sareen: Maybe you should leave him some skin?
Elakhi: Maybe if I do it enough, the lesbians will stop trying to get me.
Collar: Nope! *tackle*
Elakhi: STOP FLIRTING WITH MY MAN~
Elakhi: *jumps on Danny, commences licking*
Danny: ....
Danny: >_< Damnit, but I wanted the lord, too!
Thaymann: Well, there's always the rigged games....
Danny: If I had proof besides the voices in your head, I'd do it.
Thaymann: Don't be mean to Louise and Jenna D:
Elakhi: .....you named them?
Thaymann: No, they told me their names. It's the polite thing to do when you meet someone, is it not?
Danny: I want a good, stiff drink after this case. I mean it.
Elakhi: ..... I suppose that works. *sidles closer to Danny*
Elakhi: D: STOPPIT. lesbians keep trying to eat me. Save me Danny~
matt: *coats Elakhi in ecchi juices to protect her from the licking*
Collar: NEVER STOPPED ME~ *licks*
matt: *covers Elakhi in man-flavor to deter the lesbians*
Collar: Haha, she's mine~
Elakhi: >< aaaghhh
matt: *is Danny flavor?*
tia: Great, now she'll lick herself.
Elakhi: I will not >>
Elakhi: .... *licks*
Elakhi: .....
Collar: Nuuu, lick me instead *exposes skin*
Elakhi: ... *licks self more*
Sareen: I think Elakhi is a wonderfully balanced, sane person
zodi: Sareen, honey, have you seen your mirror?
Sareen: It offended me. *mutters something about stabbing Zodi*
Dima: *hands sareen a dagger* Here, I keep this one specifically for stabbing my creator.
Mathane: *jumps on Kiel* Ooh, so talented~
Kiel: >< I'M STRAIGHT DAMMIT
Kaitt: [[Oh, let him. It's not like two men could produce a kid.]]
Kiel: TRAITOR~
tia: I have the sociopath. *points to Mathane*
Mathane: *frown* I just get bored.
tia: And, you have no compassion for other people.
Mathane: ....should I?
Sareen: I'm really good at stabbing things
Dima: :D I like yoo~
Sareen: You make me very nervous
Dima: :D Come 'ere and give me a hug~
Sareen: I'm scared...
Dima: :D *hugs sareen*
Sareen: *passes out due to effort of avoiding stabby response*
pants: Was that REALLY necessary?
Dima: :D Yes.
tia: D: You broke her.
Dima: She'll be fine in a couple hours. At least she didn't get manhandled by Shujaat.
Shujaat: I would NEVER do that, and I'm shocked and appalled that you would think of... such.. a...
pants: she'll be ok. She's a hardy little thing *gets stabbed* see, she's up already
tia: ... *sics Kiel on Dima*
Kiel: FEMALE~ *glomps*
Dima: Gah!
Dima: watchit, you're a lot bigger than me.... a.... lot... bigger...
Shujaat: *fumes*
Kiel: *waggles eyebrows* Am I, now? *snuggles*
Kaitt: [[...]]
Dima: um... *patpat?* <<;;
Kiel: X3 I like druids. They can put the hurting on demons. Say, you like putting the hurting on demons? I know one that's just dying to meet you.
Dima: ooo, really?
Shujaat: ....
Dima: You can come too, Shu-love. :D We gets to go huntin' us some wascally demons!
Shujaat: .... and they say I'm the insane one.
Kiel: Yes, the more the merrier!
Shujaat: *sigh* Okay, but I better at least get some tongue from Dima out of this.
Kiel: *I'll* give you tongue if you just kill the demon. ^_^
Dima: .....
Shujaat: ......
Kaitt: [[This from the straight guy.]]
Shujaat: Okay! :D
Kaasu: I am *not* a woman.
Kaasu: No. I am quite manly, thank you. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to exfoliate.
Kaasu: And then take a bubble bath! :D
Kashka: BUBBLE BATH~ *goes otter, jumps in with a large splash*
Kaasu: ...while you're down there...
Tevak: Join us
Mahja: I don't bite...much. ^_~
Tevak: Don't join him
Fahkri: You should join us <3
Fahkri: I love *everyone*.... in that way. X3
Mahja: I, however, have discriminating tastes. X3
Tevak: I have mentioned that they make me nervous, yes?
Ajalaaus: [[He doesn't love me in THAT WAY.... right Fafa?]]
Fahkri: <<;;; course not.
Ajalaaus: [[BELLY RUBS. GIVE ME THEM. plz fafa? ;_; ]]
Fahkri: ..... are we sure I can't get a different one?
Tevak: I shall be generous. You may have Larus. Take him. Now.
Tevak: But you are keeping the other one as well
Chaos: DEAL WITH IT, FAHKRI.
Fahkri: Okay, but I will deal with it the way I do with everything :D
Ajalaaus: [[What way's that, Fafa? .......Fafa? .......why aren't you wearing clothes?]]
Sareen: *stabs Rich in her irritation*
pants: I don't think you can stab other people....
Elakhi: Yeah, isn't that against Patroller... stuff...?
Elakhi: ...please don't kill me, Silver.
pants: she only stabs a little
Dima: See, me too. And here people go around saying I'm 'stabby' and stuff when it's obvious I'm so. not.
Sareen: We are being discriminated against
Dima: Tru dat.
pants: Picture Sareen's mind like a very thin sheet of ice over a whole ocean of seething guilt/grief/anger. It's a little alarming
Elakhi: That's why you scare me, Silver.
Sareen: Honestly? During my sane moments, I scare myself
Elakhi: ....as long as we're on the same page.
Pants: yup. and that's why druids scare her. They should want her dead, but they're nice
Dima: ooo, I should want her dead?
Sareen: At one point you would have stabbed me in the back while sleeping given a quarter of a chance.
Dima: ...can I still do that, except you're awake?
Shujaat: ....see, this is why it took you four centuries to become a Changer
Dima: *glare*
Sareen: Sure. What the hell. I feel like shit now.
Shujaat: *preens*
Jaiorin: *slaps Dima's wrists* Bad druid. No cookie.
Dima: No cookie... ;_;
Sareen: Longbow, dear, maybe you should stop touching the stabbie people....
Dima: I care about Dmitri. Tell him to come closer so I can show him.
zodi: Dima just doesn't seem to have an attraction for things without wings.
Shujaat: Not true! There was that elf!
Dima: ...shut. up.
Shujaat: You totally screwed that elf! I saw it!
Dima: Did I *not* tell you to shut up?
Shujaat: ELF.
Dima: ><
Elakhi: Really, I'm itching to pickpocket someone, but I think it's against the rules now.
Danny: *hopes Elakhi doesn't get the urge to try on him or Teslian*
Elakhi: I'm not *that* stupid. Seriously. If you act the way you do when someone WAKES YOU UP....
Danny: Teslian's much worse.
Elakhi: Notice how I don't try to be around Teslian when he's asleep...
Elakhi: *points at Jai* That's her area.
matt: *pauses at evil thought*
matt: zodi....
Dima: *senses evil.* *stabs it*
tia: Jaiorin, when did you turn so girly?
zodi: When she became pregnant.
Jaiorin: I'm not sure whether to be pleased or insulted.
Kurai: *smug* I didn't get nearly as girly. And that petting session with Liish doesn't count.
Jaiorin: *points at Kurai* You, m'lady, are Chaosian, and therefore are not properly socialized to begin with.
zodi: Gah. Somebody named their fish 'Napoleon' .... and my mind was all 'buh?'
Danny: Huh?
Elakhi: ...I WANT ONE
zodi: Elakhi, totally, you have a stuffed animal named 'Napi' ..... you're enough of a fangirl already, kay?
pants: aww, but Elakhi's a cute fangirl
pants: in that 'I sneak into your bedroom while you're sleeping' kind of way
matt: AHH! Elakhi's the Burger Queen!
pants: AHHHHHHHH!
Elakhi: >< I. Am. Not.
tia: Oh, come on, I can totally see Danny rolling over to Elakhi offering him a plate of food.
Elakhi: I'd wake him up with breakfast, but he might pull me in bed again and that would get breakfast all. over.
Elakhi: .....
Elakhi: No one. Say. Anything.
Shion: I'm not a lesbian. I'm not.
Shion: See? Watch this. *looks around in lesbian cluelessness, then smacks a guy's rear*
Kiel: *blink, eyes Shion* Why, hello there.
Shion: Oh, shit.
Kiel: *sigh* Damnit, they always say that.
Shion Yuujel: My hair is as long as yours and no one ever mistakes me for a woman.
Kiel: I'm amazed. I did. >>;
Kaitt: [[Bet he was about to hit on you, too.]]
tia: Can you imagine a six-month pregnant Patroller trying to kick ass around Chaos?
Jaiorin: -_-
pants: oh yeah
pants: *pictures it. Laughs*
Jaiorin: I can still shoot people just fine, you know.
Kurai: I'm almost nine months pregnant and I'm kicking ass without even lifting a finger. *smirk*
Jaiorin: *glare* I can also still lift people off the ground with a punch.
Tevak: That is just because you are so amazing, my Queen
Larus: Kiss ass
Sareen: *calmly taking a bite* Oh, she's not there anymore. I put a knife through her heart. How's your food?
Elakhi: *hides from Silver*
Jaiorin: I'm somehow not surprised. My husband killed his parents, you know.
Sareen: No one wants to be my fwend...
Jaiorin: I'll be your friend! *hugs*
Dima: Me too! :D
Sareen: Well she DID try to kill me first.
Teslian: It always happens that way.
Leisan: Uh? I AM normal.
Leisan: It's the rest of my family that's crazy.
Elayn: *sneeze*
Elakhi: I want to pickpocket someone -_-
Bolivar: Ooh, I like her~
Elakhi: I'm gettin' real antsy bein' on the straight and narrow
Sareen: Try me. I haven't stabbed someone in nearly a MONTH. I mean... I er... want to help you
Phaedra: OH OH! Practice on Nyx! She needs to learn what to look out for so she won't get pickpocketed again!
Danny: *facepalm*
Elakhi: .....I can't help it. I was a thief since I was 13, I've only been a Patroller for a couple months!
Elakhi: pleaaaaaaase can I pickpocket someone? *squirm/puppyeyes*
Danny: No. You'd be breaking your oath.
Elakhi: -_- I was afraid of that.
Sareen: Tell you what, next time we find someone nasty and violent enough that I get to stab them a little, you can pickpocket them first
Phaedra: ::cute whine:: But Danny.... Nyx needs to know what to look out for.... ::draps herself around Danny with a cute pout:: She wouldn't be breaking it if she gave it all back to her now would it?
Danny: *sigh* I'm not saying this. Only if it's someone that deserves it and you won't get caught.
Elakhi: *bounce!*
Sareen: Conversations are HARD. Just when you've finally said something, the other person replies and it's your turn again
zodi: ...it's sort of weird playing AU!Elakhki and regular!Elakhi at once
Collar: Ooh, two Lucky's....
Alicha: Uh, yo? Avalible lesbian over here! *waves arms*
tia: Alicha, you don't want that one. Trust me.
Alicha: Better me than mooning over a straight girl.
Kasho: Hi!
Alicha: *whiskers vibrate* Hello!
Kasho: *bounce!*
Alicha: Perhaps I could interest you in a scent called "Aphrodisiac"?
Kasho: oooo! Aphrodesiac! What's it smell like? Can I have some? ooshoosh *wiggle*
Alicha: *hands over a sample bottle*
Collar: >> Does it work on Luckys?
Elakhi: .... No. No it doesn't.
zodi: God, they're gonna be all 'Jai is a bad influence on Elakhi' X3
Jaiorin: Sure, if you don't like COMMON SENSE!
Shion: Isn't that kind of creepy to date your teacher?
Jaiorin: I suppose it is. Good thing we're married.
Shion: ....
Abednago: WHOOPSIE Sorry I'm late. WHERE ARE THOSE TEMPS?
tia: I plot so much evil, I wonder if there's ever a time I don't plot evil.
tia: *annoyed* That's like three times I've run into something talking about the huge libraries in the palace and Mages' guildhall. What about the bards? ><
Hobarth: It'sobviouslybecauseourlibraryisnotyetwellorganized.
zodi: Holy crap, Hobarth.
matt: Hobarth is so anal, I don't think you could pull a sewing needle from his ass
Hobarth: WellyouhavetobeanalifoneisgoingtomakesenseofthisHIGHLYdiorganizedmess!
zodi: diorganized?
zodi: TWO ORGANS OF EACH TYPE~
Hobarth: WellpardonmeifIdon'thavetimetocorrectallmytypos. I'malibrariannotawriter.
matt: *ponders and feeds the fellow pixi sticks* I wanna see if he breaks Mach 1
Hobarth: *BLAM*
Sareen: No one will be my fwend
Jaiorin: I'll be your friend! :D :D
Sareen: Except scary ppl who make with the touching
Dima: I'll be your friend, too, Sareen :D
Sareen: .... *whimper*
Dima: *hugggg*
Sareen: STABBY
Dima: *SMITE*
Sareen: Well, isn't that irony?
Dima: :D I sure love smiting things.
Sareen: I love stabbing things. They don't let me do it very often anymore. The meanies
Teslian: You can still beat things, though. You just have to know how to not leave marks.
Teslian: ...I mean, you didn't hear me say that.
Gina: I'm an Uke...?
Gina: ~doesn't connect it~
Zodi: It means 'bunny' >>
tia: Yes.
Elakhi: ...I was not in a huff. ><
Kaitt: [[You were totally in a huff.]]
Elakhi: Shut up, horse.
Kaitt: [[I totally hope you get a gryphon that tells it like it is.]]
Elakhi: ><
Elakhi: I already told you people I'm not going to bond. ><
zodi: ((bahahaha~))
Danny: Cheer up, we can be bondless together. ^_^
tia: ((more bahahaha~))
Jade: *arrests zodi* <<;;;; >>;;;;; *pickpockets*
Jade: *shows Danny all the pretty shiny things she's collected*
Danny: *closes eyes* I'm not witnessing evidence, I'm not witnessing evidence....
Jade: They were presents~
Sareen: *watching and eating popcorn* Oh yeah. You picked a winner
Danny: *sweetly* Can you do better?
Sareen: No. I was promised if I took this job I'd be dead by now. I can accept myself.
Mahja: If you're serious about that whole 'dead' thing, I can help.
Sareen: *whimpers*
tia: *has an amusing thought*
tia: Tes taking off his shirt during the match and showing off his scars in support of Elakhi.
tia: "I'm a Jade fanboy!"
Teslian: ....
Teslian: I'm not a fanboy of anything, thank you.
Teslian: Not to mention my wife would kill me.
Jaiorin: Oh, I could overlook it.
Teslian: Stop encouraging her!
Nikado: And boy, are those withdrawals a dick in the ass!
Dima: ...wait, how do you know what a dick in t......... nevermind.
tia: Maybe Mahja was in his nightmares? :D
zodi: *throws Jessica Alba @ Dima*
zodi: We'd have to scour the universe! :D
zodi: WITH BRILLOOOOO
zodi: ....oh god. i'm insane.
rich: And this comes as a surprise to absolutely no one.
Zayr: ....
tia: Do not taunt the twelve-year-old naciron, for his wit is sharp and his sword is painful.
pants: fortunately it is a very small sword...
Zayr: >_< It's a lighter build, yes, but it's still a longsword.
Lucky: *plays with her food some more~*
Obsidian: Taunt me, smack my butt, do whatever, just don't take the sword away. At least that way when I snap I can take you out with me.
Lucky: :D So I can smack your butt again?
Obsidian: ... Give me the sword first.
Lucky: Don' wanna :D
Lucky: >> *smack*
Malanya: In a complete fit of non-jealousy, you thought an injured demon slept with someone.
Shujaat: ....exactly.
Shujaat: ......don't tell Dima.
Malanya: *looks at Dima* Maybe you should just become a lesbian.
Dima: ...I totally dig cock, though.
Dima: .....er
Dima: << *cough*
Shujaat: REALLY? *nakeds* Okay, let's go.
Dima: *blinded*
Fahr: Your technique could really use some work, dude.
Shujaat: My technique is just fine. It's just that whole getting people to like my technique thing that gets me.
Malanya: I like you.
Shujaat: >> really?
Malanya: Sure, you might actually be tolerable when I'm sober.
Shujaat: Cool :D I'll try to remember to put clothes on before I answer the door if you ever visit.
Malanya: ...yes, please do.
Okparae: [[I'm all FAMOUS and stuff and the GUILDMASTER likes me and now I'm going to travel and be loved and eat cookies and stuff and make poems.]] *nibbles Baki's hair*
Okparae: [[I will share! Okparae the Great and Merciful, Poet Gryphon Extraordinaire will also share a poem with these delightful morsels~]]
Aluka: When you are, try "Kitten With A Whip". I'm sure it's right up your alley.
Black Wynd: ...it is not.
Aluka: Oh, really? Sexy strong women with whips and chains don't excite you?
Black Wynd: ....well, they don't bring them *into* the bedroom to *use* on me. If I liked that, I'd go for Fire.
Fire: *perk*
Black Wynd: ...IF. IF. I don't!
Black Wynd: *tackles Chisulo, hiss* MINNEE
Chisulo: Eeep! I was just playing with it!
Black Wynd: *cuddles it* it's okay, baby. *puts it back on its shelf*
Chisulo: ...BW, how do you explain it enough to get the people who you _do_ want to have sex with to follow you?
Black Wynd: I either go to their place, or they just know me well enough that it isn't weird...
Chisulo: ... so what you're saying is no one ever comes home with you.
Black Wynd: ...very seldom. ever. it's been a while since the last time
Honey: I was probably the last one who had sex with him.
Honey: ...and then the last time I was there was because I was dragging his bleeding, drunken half-dead self home.
Chisulo: Oh, oh! That sounds like a challenge. I could fix that!
Chisulo: I don't mean _me_, but...
Black Wynd: .....um.
Chisulo: I know lots of nice women! And a few not nice ones.
Black Wynd: I'm okay without the sex, really, it's okay.
Chisulo: Just imagine how okay you'll be _with_ it.
Black Wynd: ...but. but that isn't the point!
Chisulo: ... there's a point?
Black Wynd: .... *flail*
zodi: *prods tia* i think i killed her
Sareen: *arrests. uses excessive force. lets Jade pick-pocket*
Jade: :D Everyone wins. *loots*
pants: oh god. I would pity any poor person they arrested. They'd wind up sore and robbed in the cell.
Jade: Not robbed. Simply relieved of evidence necessary to aid in charging them for their crimes.
Sareen: *elbows Jade* I won't tell anyone you went through their pockets if you won't tell anyone I felt the need to hit them three times in the head.
Jade: I saw him resisting arrest. You took necessary actions.
Sareen: <3 Jade. Yasmin doesn't believe _me_ when I write that on the reports...
Chisulo: *looks* No, his ass is ok...
Black Wynd: ....
Cecili: Is it now? I might have to take a look at it?
Chisulo: Just trying to help :D. Yes. I encourage ladies to look at his ass. Bring your friends!
Talira: *gives him a smack on the rear* X3
Black Wynd: .... Chisulo, i'm not sure this is necessar--EEE
Cvetenal: [[Have you ever tried going to a costume party without clothes on? Doesn't work very well, does it?]]
Rujko: Come on, 'veta, this costume's fine...
Cvetenal: [[IT IS NOT A COSTUME IF YOU AREN'T WEARING ANYTHING]]
Rujko: ....you'll see. I think it's quite creative.
Cvetenal: [[...he's covered himself in black makeup. He's a shadow. He thinks he's creative.]]
Rujko: It'd be rather stupid to let all this hard work go to waste, now. Do you know how difficult it is to get black makeup *everywhere?*
Cvetenal: [[I refused to help.]] -_-
Rujko: 'Veta, your costume isn't much better.
Cvetenal: [[Nonesense, my prettiness shines through. Yours is covered up in 'shadow' and 'creativity.']]
Rujko: ...you're wearing a tiara and calling yourself the Fire Queen.
Cvetenal: [[A title I rightfully deserve.]]
Rujko: ....how did I bond you, again?
Cvetenal: [[You could not stay away from my undeniable beauty.]]
Sareen: .... Toddy. Why hasn't Dima stabbed you?
Dima: apparently it's blasphemous -_-
Toddy: And her boyfriend will get mad
Lithrik: That's right. If I'm not allowed to stab, neither are you.
Dima: That is so unfair.
*lightning strikes her*
Dima: FALKDJFASfs
Danny: That does it, next trip we're taking is to Chaos. See if you can find any Guild friends there. -_-
Oddity: *patpat* Nono, Danny...start light. Ablatas. It's Chaos-light.
Zodi: One calorie, not Chaotic enough
Cvetenal: [[Well, at least when Rujko's awakened in the middle of the night, he gets something out of it!]]
Cvetenal: [[I just get an interrupted sleep that can last for hourrrrs. Cathing horny elves.]]
Rujko: What if I promise to make it a quickie?
Cvetenal: [[...gods I want to light you on fire sometimes.]]
Sareen: I really like her, but I think one day I'm just going to disappear
Sareen: And she'll have indegestion for a week.
Cvetenal: [[Stupidity means you're ripe and ready for the harvest.]]
Rujko: *pets Sareen*
Sareen: >.o It's just kind of annoying when EVERYONE puts their hands on top of my head ;_;
Rujko: It's okay, I put my hands everywhere on yo-- er i mean. that must be annoying.
Sareen: Umm. Yeah. My guard job definitely has more perks than yours, Nikado
Rujko: *whispers loudly* She's talking about SEX
Cvetenal: .... *facepaw*
Sareen: *facepalm* He's a subtle as he is well-dressed.
Nikado: Yes, it's a nice thing, isn't it, Rujko?
Rujko: Yes.
Yasmin: Don't worry, Sareen, all men are idiots.
Sareen: Think they'd be smarter if neutered?
Cvetenal: [[Let's start with Rujko...]]
Sareen: ... not that I want Rujko neutered.
Rujko: *scoots away from 'veta*
Sareen: Well, actually, he gets them a _little_ better with the sex drive. He just then feels the need to enlighten EVERYONE
Rujko: GUESS WHAT CASCADIA
Elakhi: *flail* knights are so confusing and orderly
Elakhi: *flail* and they have all these rules and regulations and do stuff traditionally and
Elakhi: *flail* i don't understaaand
Elakhi: >> *sneaks into matt's room while he isn't looking*
Elakhi: *gets out a baggie*
Matt: *impales from his loft bed*
Elakhi: AGH.
Elakhi: DAAANNNYYYYY
Danny: *looks up* ...Yes?
Elakhi: << the other one
Danny: D: You have another Danny in your life??
Elakhi: *shows the baggie to danny* look, tis you! :D
Fish: ;_;
Danny: ....
Elakhi: :D
Fish: *swims at Danny*
Elakhi: he liiikes youuu~
Rujko: *flail* outnumbered by women
Sareen: Even though she bit me. *glares at 'veta*
Cvetenal: [[...it was a love nip.]]
Sareen: I think it might leave a scar.
Cvetenal: [[....a love scar.]]
Cvetenal: [[Time to make a 'veta sandwich!]]
Sareen: *cuddle* THIS doesn't look like a bodyguard getting attached at ALL
Rujko: Nope~ *cuddle*
Black Wynd: *cuddles his bottle of catnip perfume*
Chisulo: God damn it BW; that's not what it's for *steals it back*
Black Wynd: D:
Chisulo: *dumps it on some woman. shove* THAT'S what it's for
Talira: *drenched*
Black Wynd: .... *tackle*
Talira: WAIT WHAT
Black Wynd: *cling. rub. prr.*
Talira: Get IT off!
Talira: ...and why is he purring?
Black Wynd: *nibble. prr.*
Talira: casjdpajcioajsdla *stab*
Black Wynd: GAGH. *bleed*
Chisulo: Ooops. *grabs a barmaid. dumps it on her* Let's try this again *shove*
pants: ... I think you did break him, Zodi
Cvetenal: [[That's right. It was zodi. Not me.]]
Rashonal: [[Wow, princess, good job. Probably aren't a lot of bonds that can claim that.]]
Cvetenal: [[Well, it was better than letting him be a victim of incestual assrape, so I don't really feel so bad.]]
Sareen: >.o Since you broke him, can you at least be the one he's petting.
Cvetenal: [[I'm sorry, Sareen, the cat you are currently trying to reach is busy now, please try again later. Beep.]]
Sareen: -_- If she comes back drunk or hung over, I'm going to shave her.
Cecili: ::at Chisulo:: Are you sure you're sane?
Chisulo: My grandmother said I was dropped a lot as a baby...
Sareen: *eyes 'veta* You know what would be nice, Rujko? A bath :D
Rujko: A bath? but I'm not dirty... OH. you mean sex.
Cvetenal: ..... *facepaw*
Sareen: ... The oblivious thing is either really cute, or really annoying. I'm never sure which.
Sareen: I am not nice. Ever. I'm mean and cranky. Yes. I am.
Rujko: I dunno... those beanbags really hurt...
Sareen: If you learned a little faster...
Rujko: But she certainly has her nice moments. *waggles eyebrows*
Rujko: *aside* that means we're having SEX
Sareen: *facepalm* Rujko. Do we have to have a 'discretion' talk? Possibly involving a kloo bhat?
Cvetenal: [[I think you do.]] *nods sagely*
Cvetenal: [[...he's so handsome when he's burst into flames]]
Cvetenal: [[And by that I mean completely intolerable.]]
Cvetenal: [[Handsome is just a metaphor. For something not.]]
Rujko: *cuddles Sareen* I could come over to your place?
Sareen: I'm ok with that. I think I share a wall with Jo. She'd love it, Rujko~
Sareen: Alright. I heard about your problem. Now every one of the Patrollers has one of these *holds up some trinket* on them. Jade... see how many you can get by the end of the day.
Elakhi: OMFG i love you, sareen.
zodi: Rujko likes strawberry scented bath things
Sareen: Yeah.... I can't eat tarts with a straight face anymore.
Black Wynd: ...sending Honey in to do a job is like using a nyuukstone to kill a little bird
Bang: Done it!
Flash: *facepalm* We do not talk of the chicken incident.
Siolo: The cat drives me NUTS.
Cvetenal: *cuddle* [[You loooove~ me.]]
Siolo: You keep biting people!
Cvetenal: [[Only when they really need it. Besides, we're at the Healer hall....]]
Niel: >.< I told her that was frowned on. Someone should bite her back.
Siolo: How nice of you to volunteer, Niel.
Cvetenal: [[Please. I can control myself.]]
Sareen: *snort*
Cvetenal: [[...I don't make a habit of licking elves, either. I find their taste sour.]] *glare*
Sareen: << You're just cranky because your bond doesn't agree.
Cvetenal: [[...]]
Cvetenal: [[YOU SHUT UP.]]
Toddy: Hey kitty, check this out! *clam*
Cvetenal: [[ooo, clam. I bet Aja would love to play with this.]]
Toddy: O_O *elf*
Siolo: Cvetenal. What in the crazzing *hell* are you doing to that poor man?
Cvetenal: [[Bloodmagic.]] :D
Siolo: ....
Niel: <.< 'veta, you never told anyone I helped encourage your chosen profession, right?
Cvetenal: [[Only the Healer Guildmaster.]]
Niel: No wonder I keep getting the bad jobs....
Niel: Crowds this big? Like I was going to get to sleep. This much candy? SOME brat is going to go spaz, fall down and injure themself.
Cvetenal: *follows Niel~*
Niel: >.> <.< *puts a flower crown on her head* What. It fell of a table.
Cvetenal: :D *cuddlecuddle*
Niel: *pat* This never happened.
Tevak: I wanna make things go splodey~
Tevak: Or possibly just try to kill Mahja if he gave me a funny look. Both would be good uses of power.
Mahja: You can try, oh "he who got told he sucked by a human who is still alive"
Nikado: *to Tevak* I'll tell him he sucks too if you like.
tia: Common knowledge, Nikado.
Mahja: *waggles eyebrows*
tia: *stabs him*
zodi: I think Rynalai has calmed down a lot now she has Iskren oO
tia: I noticed that.
tia: She's not as omghatepeople.,
Serge: Are you sure *nurses hoof-shaped bruise*
Lashayla: Oh please, you totally deserved that.
Josie: It's just you she hates.
Amano: I would try arguing that, but I don't think I can.
Toddy: *runs through pavilion on fire* OH GODS! THE CONCENTRATE'S GONNA BLOW!
Dima: -_-
Pants: ... oh no
Sareen: OH NO
Shujaat: ohhh no.
Lithrik: *sigh* Toddy, what did you do NOW?
Toddy: *still on fire, mind you* *grabs Lithrik by the shoulders and shakes* We're gonna die if you don't start running! I can fix pavilions, I can't un-dead people!
Dima: *smothers Toddy*
Pants: ... Dima, don't you mean 'smothers the flames on Toddy'?
Dima: >>
Oddity: I've got ULCERS thanks to you!
Yasmin: Sorry, Sareen. It kind of slipped.
Sareen: *very nonchalant* Well. My trip's over with, I hope you finished your re- BAD YASMIN
Kitty: *purrs as he's used as a VERY tight scarf around Sareen's neck*
Sareen: *chokes* Well _this_ is embarassing
Yasmin: Oddity, cut that out.
Sareen: Thank you. *rubs neck* I just hope my other greeting goes this well...
Oddity: *does not mention everything being magically glued to walls*
Sareen: I'm sorry Yasmin, I can't work because my DESK IS ON THE CEILING
Yasmin: *hands Oddity a chisel* Here you go.
Oddity: *sighs and get out the counterspell scroll* duck and cover.... *casts, everything whumps to floor*
Rujko: *TACKLES SAREEN* D:
Sareen: OOMF... :D Wait, does this mean you're happy to see me, koko?
Rujko: I AM BOTH HAPPY AND ANGRY D: IT IS VERY CONFUSING
Sareen: <.< I didn't want you to worry. Would jumping you help that confusion?
Rujko: >> Maybe
Cvetenal: *facepaw*
Sareen: *tackles back* You know, if we work this right, we can manage 'I'm so happy you're back' sex, 'angry sex', _and_ 'make-up sex'.
Rujko: ...you're right. Let's get moving.
Cvetenal: .... *flees to Rashonal*
Avi: Wow, sounds complicated
Sareen: Not really complicated, no. It just takes proper timing between the greeting, the antagonistic yelling, and the apologies.
Chisulo: *licks tia* Haha. Now you caught the plague
tia: Uh, Chisulo? I'm the source of the plague.
Chisulo: ... Damn it
Nikado: You should make her an offering of something valuable.
Sareen: How about Kitty?
Nikado: ...uh, let's avoid live sacrifices. Weird things tend to happen when you bring bodies. *eyes Tosh*
Josie: Buh. . . I don't think it happened quite like that?
Tosh: Funny story, actually. Here I've been looking for my body, and she had it all along. Isn't that weird?
Tosh: Then again, she is my mom.
Nikado: No, it's still weird. Good god, Yasmin, haven't you heard of a burial plot?
Yasmin: ... *stabs*
Sareen: It seems out of place here to point out: AHA! I knew she had bodies hidden places
tia: Just think, Sareen, if she hadn't taken it to the druid villa, it could have been like under the couch or over the fireplace watching you while you drank~
Yasmin: ...I did not keep him over the fireplace.
Tosh: *begins looking for places it could have been hidden* *muffled voice from inside fireplace* How about here?
tia: And in their next post, they shall discuss the gods' sex lives.
tia: "You think Tyrea ever gets laid?" "Probably not."
Ridli: *turns red and vein-bulgy*
tia: "Hey, what if Tyrea and Laguar did it? We'd be like...brothers or something!"
Ridli: *sputters, clenches fists, dies of heart attack*
Dima: Like no one saw that one coming.
Rich: *snerk* He still needs to get that stick removed
Tyrus: You hear something?
Zayr: It's just the sound of blasphemy. Pay it no mind. More ale?
Tyrus: Which level of hell do you go to if you discuss the gods' sex lives or lack thereof?
Zayr: Suppose it depends on if it's Tyrea or not.
tia: "You know, it really says something about Tyrea if Claeryn slept with Chaos first."
Tyrus: *points at Zayr* At least you'll get punished first, land boy. If I can't run away, at least I can watch.
Niel: No, Raoul and Pierre, I'm not walking you two home.
Pierre: Ahh.. . don't you love me?
Raoul: ::thwaps the back of Pierre's head:: Goofball
Niel: Fine. Are you going to hold my arm? *bats eyelashes*
Pierre: But of course, Raoul; ::rolls eyes:: You two were *made* for each other
aeri: Such silly characters. . .
Chisulo: Because you're a bully. A mean one.
pants: ... as opposed to a _nice_ one?
Talira: Pardon me, I missed the part where criminals and outlaws were supposed to be nice.
Chisulo: Just to me.
Talira: *sets him on fire*
Pants: juuuust got to figure out how much stabbing has to be done before the moving stops
Zodi: My characters turn up nude more often than anyone else's....
tia: well, you do have the nudist...